Not one to miss a trick, and employing admirable tactics, former England captain, and dubious ‘bessie mate’, JT declares his interest in the jilted Princess Cole.
The picture is genuine as that is definitely JT’s writing. It’s the same as my JT autograph that I bought off him for a very reasonable £500 on Ebay.
She can’t marry JT anyway. Apart from the fact that Chezza & Tezza (and The Sun will almost certainly tag them with this) sound like the ultimate scallies, she needs to minimise the disruption on her life and I like the suggestion in Viz LetterBocks that she should marry Joe, Carlton or Nat King. That way she can keep her surname.
Apparently, Ash won’t apologise, Chezza wants a “quickie” divorce, and I couldn’t care less if I tried.
